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Gayicha Nibandh (Essay on Cow)

The most hilarious essay I have read on Cow. This is in Marathi language (Regional language spoken in Maharashtra state in India)

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The Husband Store!

The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love k! ids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 -
You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

RAM's letter to SITA (Punjabi Style)

Dear SITA

Main itthe raji khushi han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda hai.
Main is Hanuman de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan, tu tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu Ravan kolo chura lavanga.

Main AIRTEL da prepaid le leya hai, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta,
Chal koi ni main aana te hai. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.
Main tere kol vi ek AIRTEL da prepaid bhej reya haan jis vich 1500 SMS free wali scheme hai , Tu roz mainu SMS karin .

Accha OK

See Uuuu.

With Luv

Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM"