In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it

These are bunch of things which I learnt from my experience... :D

• Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success........ is always under construction.
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
• In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
• All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never works.
• If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
• ***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
• As soon as you mention something...... if it is good, it is taken.... If it is bad, it happens.
• He who has the gold, makes the rules Murphy's golden rule.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late...... the bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one calls.
• Especially for engg. Students: If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
• The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker ...............